KHAN
Mama was an artist who worked in plaster
Her name was Cynthia Plaster Caster
Her subjects were in the music business
She made copies of their physical fitness
No one knew she was stealing their spew
To create a genetic brew
I was born without a soul
I was born to play this role
I was spawned by rock and roll
I was born with a mullet and tan
And was raised to be a one man band
I learned to sing before I could talk
Played lead guitar before I walked
I got used to all the applause
I was born to break every law
I was born without a soul
I was born to play this role
I was spawned by rock and roll
KIRK
(spoken)
Spock, prepare photon torpedoes.
SPOCK
(spoken)
Yes, Captain.
KIRK
(spoken)
Our only hope is to strike quickly while he’s distracted.
BONES
(spoken)
How did you know he wouldn't kill us immediately?
KIRK
(spoken)
Two-dimensional! He wouldn't miss a chance to gloat.
SPOCK
(spoken)
All systems ready, Captain.
KIRK
(spoken)
Excellent, Spock. We’ll show this Khan that we’ve still got some fight left.
KHAN
Then when I was about to conquer the world
Along came Kirk and this ditzy girl
You ruined my chance you ruined my life!
Caused my downfall caused my strife!
I was frozen dead but alive
Waiting for the day to be revived
It feels great to come unhinged
You will cower, you will cringe
As I take my rock revenge
I got used to all the applause
I was born to break the laws
I was born without a soul
I was born to play this role
I was spawned by rock and roll
credits
from Khaaaaan! the Musical,
released May 10, 2011
Vocals by Steven Eubank. Lyrics by Bryan Colley and Tara Varney. Music by Tim Gillespie and Michelle Cotton. Recorded by Howie at Mr. Furious Records.
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