Too Old for This

from Khaaaaan! the Musical by Bryan Colley, Tara Varney, Tim Gillespie and Michelle Cotton

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KIRK, SPOCK & BONES
Remember when, we were all the rage
We couldn't wait to turn another page
The tales of our adventures throughout the universe
To find that it is waning is a curse

We found ourselves in peril, but made it back unscathed
Armed with the prime directive, our flag of peace we waved

KIRK
Disseminating wisdom, and on my arm some green chick
And I was always whipping out my... phaser

KIRK, SPOCK & BONES
After all the wormholes, the tribbles, the attacks

SPOCK
The androids,

BONES
The saltsuckers,

KIRK
The snappy comebacks

BONES
Dammit, now it's time to face the facts
This is our final act

KIRK
I'd like a quiet planet, somewhere in the Cygnet branch
And settle down with someone, maybe on a Ceti eel ranch
She'll be so blind with love, I’ll be so happy with my luck
And every morning, we’ll wake up and... snuggle.

BONES
Yes that's the life we should’ve all retired long ago.

SPOCK
In facing our mortality we face our greatest foe.

BONES
That is the hardest to admit.

KIRK
We're too old for this... crazy, nutty kind of... running around everywhere... (ad lib old man rambling)

BONES & SPOCK
Remember when, we were all the rage?
But now we're living in another age.

credits

from Khaaaaan! the Musical, released May 10, 2011
Vocals by Jay Coombes, Kevin Albert, and Bob Grove. Lyrics by Bryan Colley and Tara Varney. Music by Tim Gillespie and Michelle Cotton. Recorded by Howie at Mr. Furious Records.

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